tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9826460.post6344693667717020754..comments2023-08-26T15:11:52.291-04:00Comments on Zisk Online: Crazy Keith's Corner: No Sampson HereFiggsrock2http://www.blogger.com/profile/17854696840406454276noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9826460.post-63409821172734159962007-05-15T10:27:00.000-04:002007-05-15T10:27:00.000-04:00Monday night-- Oh no he didn't! Keith goes un-PC a...Monday night-- Oh no he didn't! Keith goes un-PC again. Easely and Green do a dance of death in short right, and Keith deplores that nobody asserted himself. "There's gotta be an alpha male out there." <BR/><BR/>I did a near-perfect spit-take.<BR/><BR/>A lot of time was spent digging Lou Piniella's constant state of near meltdown-- Keith explains it. "He's Portuguese! He's got hot Latin blood!" The question is are they going to get letters, or is everybody just getting used to Keith? <BR/><BR/>I actually hope not. I LMAO (again) at this piece in <I>The Onion</I> last year:<BR/>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47928<BR/><BR/>You've gotta admire Gary Cohen, who just goes calmly on, feeding Mex the straight lines. <BR/><BR/>NB the Three were back together in the booth for the first time in several weeks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9826460.post-60203447330856474322007-05-10T12:46:00.000-04:002007-05-10T12:46:00.000-04:00Wednesday afternoon- Keith demurs at Reyes's pas ...Wednesday afternoon- Keith demurs at Reyes's <I>pas de deux</I> with whatever Met crosses the plate. "I wish they'd take that into the dugout." Gary pounces! "You guys-- were <I>hated</I>!! You were the most <I>hatable</I> team in baseball! What about those curtain calls?"<BR/><BR/>Keith sputters a bit, then turns around and blames Le Grand Orange. When he first came to the Mets, midseason, and hit his first homerun, "Rusty said 'You gotta take a curtain call here,' and <I>pushed me out of the dugout!</I>"<BR/><BR/>I could just hear my mom saying, "If <I>Rusty</I> told you to jump off the Whitestone Bridge . . . "<BR/><BR/>Gary returns to his point. "But you were <I>hated</I>! You were <I>really hated!</I>"<BR/><BR/>"Of course we were," Keith agrees, calm again. "We had Gary Carter and Wally Backman. How could you like us?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com