...and please stab me in the jugular with one of them:
(There was a slight pause between Gary, Keith and Ron)
Gary: That pencil sharpener is so loud.
Keith: I've got my cough button on.
Ron: I think we all need to have our cough buttons on.
Gary: I think they could hear that in the upper deck.
I'm sure the upper deck could hear me getting pissed off--and then shocked when I yelled "Get out" when Chipper Jones crushed a ball against the Phillies.
Yes, I cheered for Larry. That's how bad things have gotten with a magic number of four and a 2 game lead.
Seriously, where's that pencil...