Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The Wright and Wrong Report: Topsy-Turvey

Um, so Victor Zambrano gives up only one run in six innings, and David Wright gets an Ofer, and the Mets win on someone else's error? This must be the bizarro Shea Stadium, to paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, who was in the crowd in last night's walkoff win.

Somehow Zambrano was able to pull his ass out of the fire, at least keeping himself in the rotation for another start. This guy is like the girlfriend who cheats on you repeatedly, then makes up for it with a great weekend of sex and food. Then the next week cheats on you again. You want to keep giving her a chance, but in the end you're better off alone, drinking copious amounts of whiskey at some seedy bar.

Not that I'm bitter.

But I do hate Zambrano that much. I predict he gives up 5 runs in 4 innings on Saturday.

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