Friday, October 20, 2006

The Most

Lots of mosts tonight at Shea:

The Most Expensive Ticket I've (Actually) Paid for a Baseball Game: $110

The Most Exciting Catch I've Ever Seen: Endy Chavez in the 6th.

The Most Painful Home Run I've Ever Seen: Well, that fucking .216 catcher guy. Fuck him and his fucking sunglasses-wearing asshole of a manager team.

The Most Amount of Free Giveaways Used at a Ballgame: 55,000 of those Let's Go Mets Towels.

The Most Amount of Items Thrown or Dropped at a Game: 34,456 of those same towels after A CALLED STRIKE THREE! ARGH!

The Most Amount of Complaints heard About the Mets Lack of Hitting: The long walk to the 7 train tonight in the rain.

The Most Painful Loss of My Life: Duh.

Ah, I can't go on. Thank goodness I'm going away for the weekend, so I won't have to hash this loss over and over again for 48 hours. 1999 and 2000 hurt, but this one was so much worse because I was there. I was high-fiving the guy next to me in the 6th, thinking we definitely had a win coming out way.

Oh fuck.

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