Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Wright and Wrong Report: Saved by Zero

On the Mets to do list for this off day:

--write letter to Pedro apologizing for lack of offense in May (and especially last night). Promise that in June we'll average 6 runs a start.

--Look at Jae Seo's stats for the Dodgers; laugh once again about how for once we bilked another team in a trade.

--Get lots of ice for Carlos Beltran's knee.

--Order all of team to starting growing replicas of Jose Valentin's moustache.

--Rewatch Lasting Milledge's throw to nail Craig Counsell at third base.

--Keep looking for another starting pitcher.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It would be *excellent* if every Met grew a Jose Valentin-esque mustache.
They could be the *new* Mustache Gang!