Q: You know what happened at AT&T Park last night?
A: No, what?
Q: Kaz Matsui broke up a no hitter in the 6th inning! But he also botched two defensive plays that cost the Mets 3 runs!
A: Awesome! I knew we'd never miss Anderson Hernandez! Anything else good happen?
Q: Um, no. However, I promise to never make bold statements about Tom Glavine (6 runs in 6 plus innings) ever again.
A: That's a good idea, jackass.