Since both Mike and I have both quoted Fishbone recently, I decided to dig a little deeper in describing last night's game, which featured another "gem" from Steve "I Give My Teammates Wine So They Hit" Trachsel.
"If you can dig a big enough hole
To bury all your youth
No you still won't be prepared for the ugly truth."
--Matthew Sweet, "The Ugly Truth"
When Jose "Subway Series Scumbag" Vizcaino blasts a home run, the ugly truth is that you're lucky to come away with a win.